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Ten things to do when your kids leave for college.

  1. Walk the dog(s). SOMEONE still loves you! (if you don’t have a dog, buy or borrow one).

  2. Go for a run. You’re not old.

  3. Walk around the house in your underwear. No - the neighbors can’t see.

  4. Put the bread in the fridge. This prevents it from getting modly - since it will be consumed in days (not hours).

  5. Work more. So you have a purpose (and can pay for that college tuition).

  6. Clean the living room. (Remarkably - it will STAY clean!)

  7. Be kind to your spouse. He/She feels sad.

  8. Go running again.

  9. Resist the temptation to adopt or borrow small children to fill the void.

  10. send care packages.